BasketSphere

Michael B Jordan, woops I mean Michael Jordan - the times have changed.

#23 

When a couple of guys, they were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood...

THIS IS ABOUT BASKETBALL!

Ball ball, ball till you crawl, hoops and misses. Tricks, sick shots and fouls.

Basketball is cheap, $20 for a ball and you and your friends are off to a competitive fun game, yay!

21 - the proper rules are you break from the three point line. Tips are infinity. It's fun and no one can try to tip more than 4 times ( an extreme case ). If you attempt a tip you are cleared. If not you have to go behind the three point line and clear it! 

Sometimes the basketball that a friend brings is lame and has no grip, you blame that person for the sickness he has brought upon the court. Also how dare you! YES YOU READER not have a backup? Lame you be. It ruins everyones shots, the demented grip less and mostly bounce ridden ball. Makes you feel like a loser at soul when you miss 94% of your shots.