Camping With Friends

The diesel lit fire soaked up the circle. My brilliant homies, Max n Roman ( or Roman n Max ) and I had decided that it would be okay to start a fire with diesel & kerosene. My garage was scarce in fire starting solutions and had to make due with what God had provided me the pre trip day before.

The Diesel Dogs tasted like diesel mixed in with kerosene, it was not Michelin star quality to say the least.

"You guys think we'll get cancer eating these?"

"Probably but that won't affect us till we're older."

I had 3.

What are the proper activities to do when one goes camping?

We hiked and aggressively chopped down trees. 

Random Reader - Where did your paragraphs go man, these one line statements are weird and I'm uncomfortable with them.. I wasn't prepared to try new things today and now you've forced me to, jerk.  

I have chosen to ignore your comment dear loved and ignored reader. 

We stole some firewood that was neatly placed by some cabin ( confessions are health for the soul ).

Dutch sauna should not exist on this plane of existince.